I'd like to fit into my clothes again please

The 3 days prior to the so-called 'big day' list includes:

• Getting a move on in studying for finals
• Lose bloody effin' weight. FINE. I admit. I got way behind on the regime a couple of weeks back but I was BUSY! Sigh. Shall have to try to resume soon. F this shit.
• Bake or more or less make my own cheesecake. Oreo cheesecake most probably. Since no one's gonna get me a cake so I might as well make one myself *emos. Haha. I kid.
• Try to be excited that's the BIG DAY'S COMING although we all know that it's just gonna be another day AFTER ALL. What's new? Oh ya. I turn 22. Woopdeedoo.
• EAT TILL THE DEATH ON THE BIG DAY cos that is ALL you can do in soddin' Kampar. Eat. Eat. Cook. Eat. The eff.
• Mope lifelessly at home trying to do no.1 on this list and feeling lifeless cos Kampar just totally sucks the energy out from you.
• Try to be more demure and not that crude. Owh effin please. Who am I kidding?
• Try to have more of a tolerance for stupidity and stupid people and people that suck. Generally. And emos. And the list goes on and on and on. Let's see how that goes.
• Meh, meh, meh. Not plan anything at all for the Big Day. Cos it's all gonna go down the drain anyway and we'll be stuck eating away as usual.
• Life totally rocks in Kampar. The end.