Dream

I had a dream the other night.

I dreamt I morphed into......a boy. Egads!

It all started when one day, I found out I was cursed. Yes. Very lame. Anyway, being the unsuperstitious person that I am, I laughed at the face of terror because who'd believe in such things at this day and age? So, my friends and I were standing in line during a special Merdeka Assembly when a group of prefect approached us and told me that I was standing in the wrong line and could I kindly move to the line beside ours which surprise, surprise was a BOYS' LINE!

Fearing for my life, I told them that I was a girl. I mean, obviously, cos since when did guys start fluttering around in skirts and pinafores? All I got was this "Very-funny-nice-try" look and was soon escorted over to the other line.

It seems that boys do flutter around in skirts and pinafores. Hmm.

After that incident, I rushed to the nearest mirror and got a good look at myself. I still looked female enough but it did seem I lost a bit of wieght which in reality, would be totally awesome. Other than that, I did not start having facial hairs and such.

However, throughout the day, people kept convincing me saying that I was a dude. No matter how much I shouted and screamed that I was a girl, no one believed me, including my father, who was pretty much blur then and was rushing off to work.

Any-hoos, several checks ever couple of hours in the mirror did prove I was going through some physical changes. To cut a long story short, I ended up a spitting image of......

Won Bin!!

No kidding man. I was an effin' hot male =D

And a great body to boot.

Yes tons of girls dug me but since I still had the mentality of a girl, I still liked guys which means I'm...gay?

Bleh.

Anyway, Wan Yi said that maybe deep down, I want to be a guy and I denied that immediately! Be a guy?? No effin' way. I won't be able to throw stones at 'em any longer and instead, be thrown at. =.= Not a nice picture.