Rant, rant, rant

I will be ranting on yet another very familiar topic on this blog: History of the English Language and the bald lecturer who wears a bad wig. Seriously. Okay, logically speaking, when we grade presentations, OBVIOUSLY if someone were just reading off the paper or from the slides, he/she is just reading, yes? NO! In this subject, by reading your ass through your slides, you would achieve jeng jeng, EXCELLENT RESULTS because Reading is the New Presenting.

And NO, I do not like your disgusting pink pen, Mr Balding Pants. And yes, your short tongue is extremely disgusting too. Why is it even so red?

Now, if I KNEW that I effed up and know the marks we got matched our presentation then no one would be pissed, yes? WELL, the only problem is that the marks OBVIOUSLY do not match the presentation (and no, I am not being perasan!). In fact, it was much, MUCH lower. 54/100? Screw you la, Fat Balding And Disgustingly Short-Tongued animal. I am not a Retard but you are. I f I were to grade you when you lecture, a mere 10/100 would do. And that is with generosity. Without, you'd be just a mere negative number.

Please la, look at yourself when you lecture. Never have I seen a lecturer who has so many spelling errors in slides. Never have I seen someone who does not know how to operate a laptop or even Microsoft Powerpoint. Blame it on old age? Screw you and your ass la please. Age does not matter when it comes to education right? Everything is our problem right? Well, being computer illterate apart from being FAT is YOUR problem, FAT ASS. No one asked you to be this way anyway.

I hope your asswipe of a asswipe (too disgusting to be called student, sorry) enjoys wiping your ass as much as you enjoy making him do it. You're disgusting and you're forever disgusting and it's a pity you can't see that 99.9% of the class hates you with a vengeance. Except for that asswipe. He just LOVES you and your ass.

Cruelty and biasness has a price to be paid anyway. I hope you enjoy paying it hopefully in the near future.

You suck and I hate you.