Life On The Slow Lane

To: A dear friend

Do you understand now why love and form 6 don't mix well at all (immiscible? I think.)?

Oh, yes. Remember your promise and please, more self control hor! CANNOT means CANNOT. There are plenty of fishes in the sea, of different varieties, kinds, and also diseases. Urgh.

Well, we can't deny that we thought the dear fish you caught was a rare breed, perhaps a tutu fish? Or was it the prehistoric thingamajig fish that was reported in the newspapers a week back? Bah. Whatever. Anyway, that's what we thought, AT FIRST. Well, due to the contamination of the rivers and streams and lakes and seas, mutation would set in, distorting the DNA and all its helixes and bonds and all and hence, mutating the fish. Messy huh?

At least you (well, WE I mean) found out about this mess before it got worse and worse. He ain't worth and you shall just throw him back to the sea. =D

And NO, even if you have the teensiest itch, you SHALL NOT and I mean NOT make any contact with him whatsoever. Why should you cry for a guy who will NEVER cry for you? Or wait for you? Or tolerate you? It ain't worth it, ji mui. No sireee.

We gotta be tough. And independent. This ain't the 19th century. Its the 21st!! No guy is worth your tears. Or anyone elses. Especially if he behaves THAT way.

Remember, life doesn't revolve around guys, love and attention. It's way beyond that. So why don't we take this time to travel and all first huh? The rest will fall into place when the time comes.

Ji mui, ah ji mui, you'll just have to learn to be like.....


Me. =P


Hahahahahha. And yes, please be touched that I dedicated a post to you. Thanks. =D